+1 private eye

[monologue]

hey guys, my name is charlie (they/them pronouns, please) and i'm here to bring you one really irritable detective from mars by the name of juno steel from the penumbra podcast by sophie kaner and kevin vibert. 

juno is from a grimy, crime-riddled city by the name of hyperion on mars. he's a detective with a past he likes to keep under wraps. in brief: he hates long walks on the beach, gambling, and martian xenoanthropologists and is a collector of bad art, expert in cardstock, and a mediocre cook. he may or may not have been a really terrible great choice to bring here considering he's not about to get touchy feely with anyone here. he's kind of prickly. please be careful.

here is his information post for additional stats and his inbox as well if for some reason you wanna get at him. and eventually i'll. top level him or something in the new log. feel free to add me up on shibes at plurk if you don't already have me there!