+1 private eye

[monologue]

hey guys, my name is charlie (they/them pronouns, please) and i'm here to bring you one really irritable detective from mars by the name of juno steel from the penumbra podcast by sophie kaner and kevin vibert. 

juno is from a grimy, crime-riddled city by the name of hyperion on mars. he's a detective with a past he likes to keep under wraps. in brief: he hates long walks on the beach, gambling, and martian xenoanthropologists and is a collector of bad art, expert in cardstock, and a mediocre cook. he may or may not have been a really terrible great choice to bring here considering he's not about to get touchy feely with anyone here. he's kind of prickly. please be careful.

here is his information post for additional stats and his inbox as well if for some reason you wanna get at him. and eventually i'll. top level him or something in the new log. feel free to add me up on shibes at plurk if you don't already have me there!

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[miss_brilliant]

Hey there Charlie! I'm Adelai (...anything but she/her pronouns is cool? idk gender how doe sit work). I play Mandy Slade (smileslie) who tagged Juno in the TDM. She's from a movie no one knows about, the totally-not-David Bowie biopic Velvet Goldmine and is a bisexual former swinger and ex-wife of a glam rocker, so while she's coming from the way less cool 1980s at the moemnt, she will...really not be phased by Juno at all. And she's really not looking for relationship stuff, although she may flirt in a kind of joking way because she's used to flirting with pretty much everyone. She also runs a cabaret bar here now.

And then I've got this girl, Amanda Perry from that Stargate show no one knows, Stargate Universe. the TL;Dr is she used to be paralyzed from the neck down, was an engineer who worked with hyperdrives, annnd her time in another game healed her paraylsis but didn't heal her big giant crush on a grumpy Scotsman so she's not actively looking for that kind of touchy feely stuff herself, but is an adorable sweet geek. And also a technopath now? That's...a thing that happened.

Anyway! Welcome! I don't know Juno's canon yet, but I'm looking forward to getting to know him/you!

[monologue]

Thanks for the welcome, Adelai! Nice to meet you. IDK how gender works tbh, good thing Juno's from a time and place where it just isn't a thing that matters anymore. Woopee.

I look forward to threading more with you, darling :)

[bratpack]

"He hates mediocre cook"

I'll let you imagine what I read that as first time around Charlie.

BUT ALSO WELCOME!! I'm looking forward to this boy :)

[monologue]

YOU MADE ME THINK I TYPOED AND I CRIED A LOT

[bratpack]

i am here for you you're welcome!!

[monologue]

also ya nasty. but it's also true. juno is lowkey secretly thirsty.

but not right now.

he's got heart problems.

thief-related heart problems.

[bratpack]

also don't talk to me about thief-related problems i'm still mad at u charlie.

[ex_su610]

hi charlie! i play kaz brekker from six of crows, who is also super prickly and from a gritty crime-riddled city, though he erred more on the side of uh, being a criminal. i would love for he and juno to have cr. i uh, i also just apped sombra if you would prefer though she isn't exactly a law abiding citizen either, oops. anyway, i'm gonna add you on plurk!

OH AND IM AMBER wow way to be good at introducing myself

[monologue]

hi amber!!! i'm super excited for either of these just because juno has A Problem With Thieves tbh. so it'll really ping him hard 8,) ahhhh what a life it is to have the prickly ones in a place like this. honestly, i think we'd have a good time with either, so i'm game for exploring ALL our possibilities!

♥