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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc2017-06-17 03:59 pm
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Test Drive Meme #2

Test Drive #2
I saw a flower, furrow, and brook

New TDMers are free to RP here as if "new" or "established;"
"new" is likely easier to keep in continuity after apping.

When gameplay begins, the second wave will have
their own intro plot and crash log!

CREATURES IN THE DARK

Far away from the city, the wall of light that is F.A.T.E.S. seems calm, glowing peacefully. You’re on an evening walk through the city, or maybe on a camping trip in the woods, or maybe on a romantic date on the beach; whatever it is, you’re outdoors, enjoying the apparent peace and quiet, for once.

That is, until you hear a noise. It’s a rustle, or a step, a branch breaking underfoot, a heavier sound than a human would make. And that’s when you find yourself faced with one of the many Xistentia critters: the Green Backed Bison. She's massive, with small horns and a broad, mossy back, a small calf at her side. She does not appear to want to charge you[1], but that might change, depending on what you decide to do! Either approach it, run away, or go into aggressive mode; how will you react to being introduced to the incredible fauna of Xistentia?

Glitch in the City

The city of Xistentia now boasts a population of over 200 sentient souls! Congratulations on surviving your apocalypse, now feel free to enjoy the city and outlying forest. Today, a number of local businesses are open, including the local tailor, our diner Pop's Chocklit Shop, and Sue's Salads. For now, the only bar and lounge is the atrium of the Citadel, the outpost overlooking the sea. It's a lovely day to be out and about.

But at midday, the rendering errors begin. New arrivals, those who came into Xistentia since the second crash find themselves subject to a bizarre phenomenon, where a holographic projection seems to be floating above their head! It contains data about the character's marital status, preferences for fun and dating activities, and pet peeves... and perhaps embarrassingly, it isn't necessarily accurate.

As your daemon will explain the glitch is easy enough to fix! You can either move 100 yards from the location where it began, or another character can remove it for you by touching the graphic.
RENDERING ERROR #285

Preferred Alias: F.A.T.E.S. McWeirdo
Marital Status: Hateboning Nemesis
Preferred Dating Activity: Creating new universes, maintaining the equilibrium of the multiverse, organizing temporal divergences/alternate universes, restoring damage inflicted by D.E.S.T.I.N.Y.
Other Enjoyable Activity: DJing music
Pet Peeves: Unfiltered tap water, gluten-fee pasta, unscheduled apocalypses


Optional Code
GAME NIGHT

At 6 p.m., your Daemon starts making noise - a software update is being installed. It lasts for a few minutes, your Daemon mainly unresponsive if you attempt to make it do anything else than upload the data F.A.T.E.S. is sending it. Afterwards, it resumes acting as normal as it did before the update, but if you ask it, your Daemon will tell you:

Upgrade was installed for entertainment and integration purposes; Hangman.exe was installed.

Launch the application, and you will be given a match against one of your fellow citizens who also decided to join the game. On your holoscreen is a rudimentary, simple game of Hangman, as well as a chat window to taunt your opponent if you so choose. However, it becomes clear that F.A.T.E.S. has no idea what she's doing... the first word is 16 letters long, and she has pre-filled in the letters Z, C, and Q.

It's a good day to complain about technology, or start a new game afresh.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah
Footnotes
  1. Note any violence or injury in your subject headers, thank you.
hasitsthorns: ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ (Iᴛ's ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-20 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look, Rosie is as much a fan as the Top 40 as the next person. She wouldn't mind some played too often Pop compared to the garbage that F.A.T.E.S. tried to mix together. But. Still. She appreciates it. ]

I mean... I don't know. I did notice that our house is looking a little better by the day, which. I'm not sure if that's F.A.T.E.S. at work or us or what. [ 'Our' house. Hm. ] Though it seems like this is only a temporary relocation, we still gotta' work to get things up and running and our worlds back. Who knows how long that'll take.

[ There's gotta' be a way to check. Doubtless though that things will happen to push them back or slow them down or... whatever. ]
lacquers: (excellent in bed i might add)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's very kind of you to say, Rose. Truly. One day, you may hear Magnus' attempts at "music" and then you may be forced to seriously reexamine your kind remarks. ]

Yes, the question of time is a-- [ he purses his lips, hunting for the right word. ] Troubling one. But you said you've started settling in?

[ Well, he inferred as much. He made note of the "our" bit there, mouth forming a silent question at the mention. ]

You and...? [ He looks pointedly at the dogs. Not just them, right? Is she talking about someone else? ]
hasitsthorns: (Aɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴜʟᴛs ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Magnus, you are are her packmate. She will love you no matter what. ...Even if she might not be able to be in the same room as you when you're making these music attempts. ]

More or less. [ The house was still a work in progress. Vanyel had done a great job of sprucing it up to start and, like she'd said, it was beginning to come to life little by little the longer they stayed. ]

Ah, right. Me and Vanyel. It was, uhm. It was his idea that we live together, so.

[ Or, well. He had assumed as such and she hadn't corrected him. ]
lacquers: (magnus343)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-22 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ After the incident with the migrating llamas, he pretty much abandoned musical pursuits. Except dancing. Magnus loves to dance. All styles and eras, solo or not, Magnus loves to dance. ]

I see, so, the two of you and all your friends? [ He indicates the canines again, smiling a bit. Listen, he's fond of them! He is. ] And it's a good arrangement for you?

[ He's not prying!

He's not. Really.

Okay, a little. Tiny bit. Like a concerned big brother would! ]
hasitsthorns: (Aɴᴅ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏs)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They definitely need to dance someday, then! Rose would love to learn from him. Right now, she's proficient in swing and breakdancing. Also maybe a little Salsa. Anything else though she's lost on. ]

The whole family. [ A little prying, she notes. But it's fine. It's... not really something she's talked about since it happened, so. Kind of nice to, in a way? There's still a lot of uncertainties about it all but, ] We've been doing alright. It's definitely... new. I try to be a bit more, uh. Tidy. Now that we're sharing a space. Vanyel can also magically clean things if I get lazy so that's nice.

[ Also nice: banging. Like, a lot. So much of the banging. ]

I'm trying not to, like, make a big deal out or anything since he didn't so. Y'know.

[ Even though it's a pretty!! big!!! deal!!!!! ]
lacquers: (go on that first date)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-22 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They can share tips! Maybe tutor one another a bit. She can choose the soundtrack and they can have a grand old time. Magnus would absolutely love that. It would be a lovely way of keeping some focus off the less pleasant thoughts that are no doubt apt to creep in eventually in this situation.

He's not having those thoughts now. Actually, not having them might be what's prompting him to be a little more direct about his questions. Talking about living arrangements sure beats focusing on the end of the world, right? ]


Oh? [ Again with the 'oh?' Magnus, please. He'd be hard-pressed to forget his adventures in furniture-selection and whatnot with Rosie though. ] Merging two households can be tough. [ He trails off a little here. ]

Is it a big deal to you, Rose? [ This, he asks kindly. Her opinion on the matter is hugely important! ]
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-22 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Anything to delay the inevitability of the new reality they've found themselves a part of sinking in is right up Rosie's alley. She's a grandmaster at delusion by this point. ]

It's, uhm. [ Yes. ] I guess? I've... stayed with people before and shared spaces, but. Nothing like this.

[ Also, ] I worry a little that he might not like it? [ Granted, they've been too busy getting it in to really talk about it overly much. So far nothing seems amiss but - then again - it hadn't last time on Vanyel's end when she'd run away. ] Or that I might mess it up somehow, but. So far so good. Just hoping it stays that way.
lacquers: (even shadowhunters fall in love)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-22 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Delusion may not be the best aim, but momentary distraction isn't so bad. A healthy amount of distraction.

That, he would be happy to provide.

Her answer has his brow furrowing slightly in contemplation. ]
So, your first time having a significant other who lives with you? Or living with a significant other? [ He considers this for a moment. ]

I think it's probably something we all worry about a little. You might find it goes a long way telling him you're feeling that way.

[ The sum of all Magnus' advice to Rose about her relationship: Talk to him. (What Magnus sort of suspects Rose does not want to do: Talk to him.) ] I hope it will be good for you both, but you in particular, my dear. [ He reaches across the space between them, lightly touching her arm for a second. ]
hasitsthorns: (Aᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇᴀʀs)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-23 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Delusion's worked for her so far! (No.) ]

Both, actually. I never, uh, necessarily lived with Roxanne. We crashed together sometimes, but... Not consistently. It was never 'our' space either. Usually a hotel or someone else's couch. [ Such was the roadie life. ]

Maybe. [ Or it could go horribly wrong. Rosie imagines horribly wrong is more likely with her track record. ] I mean, not maybe I'll talk to him. I will.

[ ...Sure. ] Learned that lesson, y'know, but. Just gotta' find the right time. He's, uhm. [ She doesn't want to divulge too much of Vanyel's personal life. That's not... for her to tell, really. ] Things went pretty sour for him back home, so. I think he's a little out of sorts lately. Don't wanna' make it worse, if I can help it.
lacquers: (that's what general custer said)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-23 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Usually the fact that you think it's worked means it hasn't, Rosie posie! Ah... Magnus' protective urges toward her are gonna act up again, we can sense it. ]

This is certainly a different situation, though maybe similarly nomadic? [ He smiles, wryly. Leave it to Magnus to find some kind of humor in the situation (traveling from universe to universe is not the same as couch-surfing). Or at least a means of lightening things up a bit. He's not the best at dwelling. After all, his immediate means of coping so far appear to include milkshakes and word games.

Not explicitly unhealthy! Only when taken to extremes. And no one's tried to kick him out of the diner for drinking too many milkshakes yet. The app hasn't locked him out for playing too many games of hangman.

So. ]


I see, [ he says, in response to the information about Vanyel. ] I'm sorry to hear that, Rose. I understand why you'd be reluctant to bring up something else that's difficult in light of everything that's happened. [ But that sort of implies that it's something difficult for her, in which case... ] If you would like to talk about it and you feel comfortable talking to someone else, I know someone who would be more than happy to listen.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-24 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Doubtless they will. Especially considering there's actual danger here... ]

I didn't think of it like that, [ she admits, hint of a smile on her face as well. Perhaps she hadn't thought of these worlds as such since Eudio was supposed to be home. So was Tamriel. Now, they're stuck in Xistentia instead.

It's not difficult. Well. It's... Rose doesn't mind if it's difficult for her. It's Vanyel who she's worried. Him who matters, not her. That isn't probably the healthiest way to think of a relationship, but... Relationships are still fairly new to Rose and all.
]

Let me guess, he's a fan of the Top 40 and standing right in front of me?
lacquers: (a little warlock tlc)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-25 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He might need a drink when he starts thinking about it, if we're going to be perfectly honest. ]

I understand wanting to settle down. [ His smile is again sympathetic, maybe verging on a bit sad. ] I have to hope we'll make it there before long, all of us. [ He's a newlywed who has historically only had time to spend with his husband in universes other than his own, so his perspective on the whole thing is...

Maybe a little unique?

Magnus has a history also of doing just what Rose is doing now. He's learned the hard way that prioritizing himself as well is wise. He'd somehow pass that knowledge along if he could.

But, for now, just watch as he looks around, like he expects to see someone behind him. He then points to himself. 'Who, me?' ]


I do love pop music. What can I say?
hasitsthorns: (Tʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-06-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's lost an eye (twice), a hand, and suffered several various other casualties across the multiverse. Magnus, you're in for a lot of drinking. ]

I don't- [ she starts, not... indignant, but. 'Settling down' has a lot of (not actually) scary connotations. ] Well, okay, I wouldn't mind settling down. I figured I'd still travel and stuff in Tamriel though. Go to see you guys. I don't know if I can stay in one place for too long. [ Even for as good as Eudio had been, it sometimes felt... confining. And Rose doesn't do well when caged. ]

I'm shocked, [ she admits, sounding absolutely not shocked in the slightest. ] But thanks, dude, I know I can always talk to you.

[ Even if she doesn't do that as much as she maybe should. ]
lacquers: (could draw as well was michelangelo)

[personal profile] lacquers 2017-06-25 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Better set aside a case or two of whiskey for Rose-related incidents. ]

Settling down doesn't mean you can't get up and go too, does it? [ It sounds as though he's not even considered this idea. Of course there will be travel in his settled-down life! Of course there will be visits! Of course.

Right? ]


Always, [ he reiterates, for emphasis, smiling affectionately in her direction. ] I'm very hard to get rid of! [ Again, he looks around significantly. ] The universe seems to be proving that point for me.

[ Given this is the second time they've crossed paths by pure chance, he may be right about that? ]