Test Drive Meme #2

[spoofer]

Test Drive #2

I saw a flower, furrow, and brook

New TDMers are free to RP here as if "new" or "established;"
"new" is likely easier to keep in continuity after apping.

When gameplay begins, the second wave will have
their own intro plot and crash log!

CREATURES IN THE DARK

Far away from the city, the wall of light that is F.A.T.E.S. seems calm, glowing peacefully. You’re on an evening walk through the city, or maybe on a camping trip in the woods, or maybe on a romantic date on the beach; whatever it is, you’re outdoors, enjoying the apparent peace and quiet, for once.

That is, until you hear a noise. It’s a rustle, or a step, a branch breaking underfoot, a heavier sound than a human would make. And that’s when you find yourself faced with one of the many Xistentia critters: the Green Backed Bison. She's massive, with small horns and a broad, mossy back, a small calf at her side. She does not appear to want to charge you^[1], but that might change, depending on what you decide to do! Either approach it, run away, or go into aggressive mode; how will you react to being introduced to the incredible fauna of Xistentia?

Glitch in the City

The city of Xistentia now boasts a population of over 200 sentient souls! Congratulations on surviving your apocalypse, now feel free to enjoy the city and outlying forest. Today, a number of local businesses are open, including the local tailor, our diner Pop's Chocklit Shop, and Sue's Salads. For now, the only bar and lounge is the atrium of the Citadel, the outpost overlooking the sea. It's a lovely day to be out and about.

But at midday, the rendering errors begin. New arrivals, those who came into Xistentia since the second crash find themselves subject to a bizarre phenomenon, where a holographic projection seems to be floating above their head! It contains data about the character's marital status, preferences for fun and dating activities, and pet peeves... and perhaps embarrassingly, it isn't necessarily accurate.

As your daemon will explain the glitch is easy enough to fix! You can either move 100 yards from the location where it began, or another character can remove it for you by touching the graphic.

RENDERING ERROR #285
Preferred Alias: F.A.T.E.S. McWeirdo
Marital Status: Hateboning Nemesis
Preferred Dating Activity: Creating new universes, maintaining the equilibrium of the multiverse, organizing temporal divergences/alternate universes, restoring damage inflicted by D.E.S.T.I.N.Y.
Other Enjoyable Activity: DJing music
Pet Peeves: Unfiltered tap water, gluten-fee pasta, unscheduled apocalypses

Optional Code
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GAME NIGHT

At 6 p.m., your Daemon starts making noise - a software update is being installed. It lasts for a few minutes, your Daemon mainly unresponsive if you attempt to make it do anything else than upload the data F.A.T.E.S. is sending it. Afterwards, it resumes acting as normal as it did before the update, but if you ask it, your Daemon will tell you:

Upgrade was installed for entertainment and integration purposes; Hangman.exe was installed.

Launch the application, and you will be given a match against one of your fellow citizens who also decided to join the game. On your holoscreen is a rudimentary, simple game of Hangman, as well as a chat window to taunt your opponent if you so choose. However, it becomes clear that F.A.T.E.S. has no idea what she's doing... the first word is 16 letters long, and she has pre-filled in the letters Z, C, and Q.

It's a good day to complain about technology, or start a new game afresh.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah

Footnotes

1. Note any violence or injury in your subject headers, thank you.

Comments

lark ( original character )

[dipendente]

glitching out.

Rendering Error #285

Preferred Alias: none of your fucking business
Marital Status: none of your fucking business
Preferred Dating Activity: none of your fucking business
Other Enjoyable Activity: none of your fucking business
Pet Peeves: none of your fucking business

Are you satisfied with these changes?

As much as I can be. ( to anyone listening, that doesn't seem to be a very high rating of satisfaction. either way, the bird tweets a happy sound and settles on Lark's shoulder as she sighs. she glances back above her head and shakes her head at the image. )

How do I make this go away again?

A touch should do.

That's specific.... ( Lark mumbles to herself as she makes her way through the city. ) Just any touch, from anyone? ( a brief pause as she shoots the bird a look. ) Touching me or?

The projection.

( the singsong chirp of the sparrow-lark that sits on her shoulder just darkens Lark's mood more, but she approaches the first person she sees with a heavy sigh. ) Would you mind helping? ( she asks as she points to the graphic above her head. )

network.

un | lark

Who wants to tell me embarrassing stories of my brother, rafa, from this other world you were all in together? I could use the entertainment.

wildcard.

( open to any other prompts! including game night shenanigans. )

network

[helical]

Youre Rafas sister?

[dipendente]

I'm certainly not his brother.

[helical]

He's told me about you. I'm Alec. Only embarrassing story I've got is I decimated him in a snowball fight.

[ or so he's gonna claim. fight him, rafa. ]

[dipendente]

That is embarrassing. How does he lose a snowball fight? ( she's so ashamed right now. )

What has he said about me?

[helical]

He tried his best

Nothing bad, if that's what you're asking