xistentiaooc | Test Drive Meme #2

Test Drive #2

I saw a flower, furrow, and brook

New TDMers are free to RP here as if "new" or "established;"
"new" is likely easier to keep in continuity after apping.

When gameplay begins, the second wave will have
their own intro plot and crash log!

CREATURES IN THE DARK

Far away from the city, the wall of light that is F.A.T.E.S. seems calm, glowing peacefully. You’re on an evening walk through the city, or maybe on a camping trip in the woods, or maybe on a romantic date on the beach; whatever it is, you’re outdoors, enjoying the apparent peace and quiet, for once.

That is, until you hear a noise. It’s a rustle, or a step, a branch breaking underfoot, a heavier sound than a human would make. And that’s when you find yourself faced with one of the many Xistentia critters: the Green Backed Bison. She's massive, with small horns and a broad, mossy back, a small calf at her side. She does not appear to want to charge you^[1], but that might change, depending on what you decide to do! Either approach it, run away, or go into aggressive mode; how will you react to being introduced to the incredible fauna of Xistentia?

Glitch in the City

The city of Xistentia now boasts a population of over 200 sentient souls! Congratulations on surviving your apocalypse, now feel free to enjoy the city and outlying forest. Today, a number of local businesses are open, including the local tailor, our diner Pop's Chocklit Shop, and Sue's Salads. For now, the only bar and lounge is the atrium of the Citadel, the outpost overlooking the sea. It's a lovely day to be out and about.

But at midday, the rendering errors begin. New arrivals, those who came into Xistentia since the second crash find themselves subject to a bizarre phenomenon, where a holographic projection seems to be floating above their head! It contains data about the character's marital status, preferences for fun and dating activities, and pet peeves... and perhaps embarrassingly, it isn't necessarily accurate.

As your daemon will explain the glitch is easy enough to fix! You can either move 100 yards from the location where it began, or another character can remove it for you by touching the graphic.

RENDERING ERROR #285
Preferred Alias: F.A.T.E.S. McWeirdo
Marital Status: Hateboning Nemesis
Preferred Dating Activity: Creating new universes, maintaining the equilibrium of the multiverse, organizing temporal divergences/alternate universes, restoring damage inflicted by D.E.S.T.I.N.Y.
Other Enjoyable Activity: DJing music
Pet Peeves: Unfiltered tap water, gluten-fee pasta, unscheduled apocalypses

Optional Code

GAME NIGHT

At 6 p.m., your Daemon starts making noise - a software update is being installed. It lasts for a few minutes, your Daemon mainly unresponsive if you attempt to make it do anything else than upload the data F.A.T.E.S. is sending it. Afterwards, it resumes acting as normal as it did before the update, but if you ask it, your Daemon will tell you:

Upgrade was installed for entertainment and integration purposes; Hangman.exe was installed.

Launch the application, and you will be given a match against one of your fellow citizens who also decided to join the game. On your holoscreen is a rudimentary, simple game of Hangman, as well as a chat window to taunt your opponent if you so choose. However, it becomes clear that F.A.T.E.S. has no idea what she's doing... the first word is 16 letters long, and she has pre-filled in the letters Z, C, and Q.

It's a good day to complain about technology, or start a new game afresh.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah

Footnotes

Note any violence or injury in your subject headers, thank you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ The Carbuncle practically wilts in her arms; both tail and ears drooping. It twitches its nose at Aymeric's comment but doesn't otherwise make any disagreements.

Now with her staff returned to her (and stuffed back into her inventory before it can register as a change of class, because she has had enough of baring skin in public) Era is much calmer, though does not relinquish her grip on her obnoxious daemon.

Emeraldd, for its part, seems more or less pleased with the absent head scratches as its mistress wanders back over to her friend. ]

[ Would that he could take a picture to immortalize this moment... He'll have to see if that is a capability that Haurchefantd has. He can't imagine the daemon wouldn't, honestly, what with all its other apparent features. Speaking of the come to life minion, it has taken the task of scaling Aymeric (noticeably without protest from the man) in order to sit contently on his shoulder. The wind-up's feet sway idly back and forth out of time. ]

Now that your rogue daemon has been attended to, I suppose I should defer to your knowledge about our current whereabouts.

[ Haurchefantd had told him somewhat about it, but. It was still difficult to parse. ]

[ Era isn't sure if the sight of the strange little minion-daemon makes her want to smile or cry and so carefully avoids looking at it too long or too frequently. Emeraldd seems to catch on to this and - surprise of surprises - makes sure to keep her preoccupied just enough with its soft ears and tail that Era can proceed without hesitation. ]

This world is Xistentia. According to provided information all worlds are in the process of being destroyed, and somehow being here will reverse or prevent the process.

At present we are the only ones from Eorzea. There are no other races familiar to us here save for Hyur, though are unfamiliar with the term and call themselves Human.

Currently we are near the ruins of a strange city. Nature has taken over much of it, similar to the ruins of Nym.

[ So, none of the others had made it. He had hoped, pehaps, that Lucia had managed to find her way here in the portal with him... Esinien no doubt would have done his best to escape with as many as he could.

The idea of Ishgard falling - especially after taking rule, without him there - doesn't sit well in the slightest. Even if it was something completely out of his control as it appears to be, there's still that twinge of guilt that there was more he could have thought to do.

After a significant pause to process her words, he offers a small (what he hopes to be) reassuring smile. ]

... It seems we might both be a bit out of our breadth, my friend.

[ She may not be the most accustomed to physical affection, nor the most comfortable with giving it. But she has already hugged Aymeric once, and though she is not overwhelmed with relief she sees no reason not to offer another embrace when she finds words lacking. ]

[ Ah, that's.

Honestly, this is two more hugs than he ever imagined he'd receive from his friend this day. It is an appreciated gesture, however, as indicated by the light chuckle that escapes him. Haurchefantd seems to take a page from her book as well too and squeeze his little arms to the side of Aymeric's neck.

Not to worry, Ser! We'll figure this all out in no time! [ he says, reassuring and optimistic as ever. ]

Thank you. Both of you.

[ Era is pleasantly surprised when Aymeric laughs and she can feel the vibration of it against her skin. It's a such a nice sensation that she can understand more clearly why people enjoy this type of contact so much. Combined with the scent of Eorzea that still lingers on his armour it's altogether very comforting. Era can only hope it's as comforting to her friend in return.

Withdrawing, Era offers a small smile to the daemon and Aymeric in turn. ]

Shall we vacate the woods?

[ It is. Absolutely. There's something to be said about such a simple affectionate gesture and how far it goes in this moment. Despite what might have happened to their realm, they are here. Together. And they can work together to fix it.

He has a smile ready for her in return soon as she draws away. It seems to have done the trick in lifting his spirits just a bit. ]

That would probably a wise course of action, wouldn't it? You'll have to introduce me to those you've already become acquainted with in the city.

[ Era interrupts her agreeable nod of the head with a frown. While Rose and Rafa and James were worth introducing her friend to there is one who stands out emphatically as one she will steer Aymeric away from. ]

Only those worthy of introduction.

[ And if her tone is a little cool as she gestures for Aymeric to follow, well. Era has good reason for it. ]

The first introduction shall be to the city.

[ Ah. That doesn't go unnoticed; while he knows that the Warrior of Light is not without her enemies, he finds it slightly surprising that she's already found someone to dislike here. ]

I trust your judgement. [ i.e. He takes her word that there are some people to steer clear of and will do his best to respect her wishes. ]

Arguably the most important introduction of them all, [ he notes, following at her command. ]

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