[ He had to roll his eyes at her reaction because she wasn't the only one to have raked him over the coals for his recent fashion choice. ] Oi! It is hotter and muggier than Hades' ballsack here, so yes, flip-flops, don't be such a hater because I make them look good.

[ His toes wiggled and he huffed slightly before he took a deep drink from his glass. ] But honestly, I could use a pedicure. Haven't had one in a month, can you believe it? This place is a hellhole.