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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc2017-09-23 06:03 pm
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Test Drive Meme #5

Test Drive Meme #5
You wouldn’t wake; i couldn’t sleep for years.


CRASH LANDING

Exit one dimension, enter the next. It was chaos: pressure against your ears, light bending in an impossible, unimaginable way. The very molecules of your body vibrating against one another. If you have windows, the view outside makes no sense. Even if not, your hands, your face, your feet seem like an uncertain thing. It's the feel of reality itself tearing apart, reshaping, reconnecting, thread by thread.

And suddenly, there's a beach— or ocean, whichever you land in. Smoke. Fire. Salt water churning up, fizzing around.


Maybe you crash, in a ship wrecking into sand. Maybe you merely stumble out of a portal, a ragged wormhole in space. Or maybe you fall off the back of an incredible steed, some creature that carried you into this place. Either way, there's pandemonium around you. Incredibly, severe injuries are far and few between— nobody's screaming about the dead. But you might have to help pull someone free of wreckage, or move quickly to salvage burning belongings from the landing craft. Maybe it's the crafts themselves, that you're trying to salvage.

Likely, you don't know them, these other strangers who arrived here[1]. Maybe you don't trust them— you just came out of a dying world, after all. But you all have one thing in common: you're here now.

When you get a second to breathe, maybe you'll see it. The brilliant green forest across the sand. Beyond that, the glint of a faraway city.
THE RAIN

Here comes the rain. Trickling down the rafters and tinkling down the trees, it starts as a drizzle and steadily increases to a downpour. Maybe it catches you by surprise, chasing you indoors or to share the umbrella of a friendly stranger. There's something oddly elaborate about the gutters of Xistentia's city-- it clearly carries the water toward the temple in the East, a storm system that causes the lamps to pulsate without threatening to shut down.


You'll notice too that you're prone to nostalgia which even infiltrate your dreams, memories sad or happy. This is easily a private experience, but you might find yourself wandering the city to get away from old ghosts or feeling invincible in the glow of memories. More oddly, whether or not you're an artist, you might be inspired to draw on the windows with your finger in the condensation.

Personal symbols, detailed illustrations, these inextricably lead back to the nostalgia. Whatever it is, it might pull someone to ask.
NETWORK

By now, the city of Xistentia has a population of over 400 people. Shops line the streets of downtown, and increasingly well-trodden paths will take you into the agricultural zones nearer to the forest or even down to the beach. There are still distinctive animal presences around— careful with that— but the most common critters you'll see are birds crapping on your stuff outside and tiny winged hairless people creeping your food.

One afternoon, you are taken from whatever you’re doing - taking a walk through the city, sunning yourself on the beach, running around in the forest shoring up defenses - by a message, appearing on your Daemon’s network screen. It’s a simple line of text, that reads:
PHOTO SENT

It would appear that your daemon accidentally sent a picture, perhaps one from your photo roll or instagram, or a random shot of you or your surroundings. Wait. Was that a public network post? Wait—

IMAGE CODE TEMPLATE
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah
Footnotes
  1. Some of these can be nameless, plot-device NPCs to facilitate interactions! But even in this case, please avoid gore in describing their current state of being. Anyone dead or catastrophically injured will have disappeared by the time your characters make it to Xistentia. There are no corpses or dying here.

  2. But like OOCly ask permission ofc.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-24 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks good, but is it real meat, cloned meat, or some kind of crushed up insect substitute that they're telling you is chicken, but it's actually some kind of crunchy nightmare?

[ u never know where he's from. but that's space. still, nice menu. ]
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I think the general consensus is that it's definitely not chicken, or pork, or whatever they're claiming it is.
Whether or not it's meat at all is still up for debate.

But, no MSG. That's something, isn't it?
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Still doesn't mean it's not full of Super Mega MSG. SMMSG.


It's always too good to be true. Can't trust take out menus anywhere these days. I'd probably still eat it, though.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Good point.
But isn't that what makes it tastes so good?

It's a whole hell of a lot easier to eat when you don't think about exactly what it's made of.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

And it's also probably stuff that makes it taste even better like three days later too. I'll take it, I guess.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Takeout Chinese is a force to be reckoned with, aside from roaches it will be the only thing left in the apocalypse.

Good for the roaches, I guess.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Scary thought, but tastier than an MRE so anyone who does get to live with the roach overlords at the end of time get to do it off the spare rib tips and house special lo mein.

Good luck to em.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've never had the pleasure of eating an MRE, but I'll take your word that it tastes like shit.

The house special lo mein might end them.
Stick to the spare rib tips.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Neither have I but I know a gal with a great right hook who told me they're magical when you're hungry enough. Which kinda says it all.

Listen you eat what you got. What happens once you go through all the spare rib tips? Are you really gonna leave that for the roaches and let them win?
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
They're magical when you're hungry enough? That doesn't inspire any confidence.

Are they really winning if they have to eat the house special lo mein? I don't think anything survives that.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably shouldn't.

I guess now we know what to do when it comes down to it. Order all the house lo mein we possibly can and weaponize it. No one's gonna see it coming.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-27 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Are they even made of real food? Or is that another mystery of the universe?

The downfall of society via house lo mein? Not really my style, but I'm all for the cause.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-27 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
If it's anything like coffee, it's probably safe to assume some kind of sawdust base.

Only if it comes down to us vs. the roaches.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Is the sawdust and coffee thing legit? I thought it was just one of those urban legends. Like alligators in the sewer, or dropping a penny off the Empire State Building.

Let's hope they don't gain intelligence and catch wind of our plan. There's nothing worse than being outsmarted by a pest.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-27 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Considering they've survived this long, we'll just have to be extra careful.

As for sawdust and coffee, is on Mars. And I don't know about alligators in the sewer, never seen those, but I have seen rabbits. They're alright once you get to know em.