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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc2018-01-13 04:23 pm
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Test Drive Meme #8 (NSFW)

Test Drive Meme #8
I believe in the death of tomorrow


CRASH LANDING

Exit one dimension, enter the next. It was chaos: pressure against your ears, light bending in an impossible, unimaginable way. The very molecules of your body vibrating against one another. If you have windows, the view outside makes no sense. Even if not, your hands, your face, your feet seem like an uncertain thing. It's the feel of reality itself tearing apart, reshaping, reconnecting, thread by thread.

And suddenly, there's a beach— or ocean, whichever you land in. Smoke. Fire. Salt water churning up, fizzing around, almost at odds with the layer of thick snow over everything.


Maybe you crash, in a ship wrecking into sand. Maybe you merely stumble out of a portal, a ragged wormhole in space. Or maybe you fall off the back of an incredible steed, some creature that carried you into this place. Either way, there's pandemonium around you. Incredibly, severe injuries are far and few between— nobody's screaming about the dead. But you might have to help pull someone free of wreckage, or move quickly to salvage burning belongings from the landing craft. Maybe it's the crafts themselves, that you're trying to salvage.

Likely, you don't know them, these other strangers who arrived here[1]. Maybe you don't trust them— you just came out of a dying world, after all. But you all have one thing in common: you're here now.

When you get a second to breathe, maybe you'll see it. The snowy forest across the sand. Beyond that, the glint of a faraway city.
Dinner with a Succubus (NSFW)

Your first dinner party in Xistentia[2] is a sumptuous and luxurious dinner that takes place at the private residence of one of the natives.

As you step in, the first thing you notice is the scent of indigenous flowers mingled with the floating traces of savory and sweet from the elaborate buffet set up on the side. Treats from around the Multiverse.



However, sectioned off from these public areas, there are spaces reserved for sexual activity. It's not so surprising, when you remember that the lights outisde, the power behind the city itself, runs off human emotional interaction— and desire is a powerful emotion indeed. These rooms feature every conceivable surface you might want to tangle on, from silk to lacquered desks, to rubber.

Chests hold sundry toys and other equipment. Rooms have beds sized comfortably from anywhere from one to five people, and there are peepholes. Everything is marked with painted symbols in a language that is known to no one person, but somehow universally comprehensible.
NETWORK

Xistentia now has its own 'friending app.' You can use it to make connections with new people! But beware, your daemon may well post without your permission, and things could get pretty embarrassing.

F.A.T.E.S. thought it was a pretty good pun: Synchr. Get it? Like sinker? Hook, line, and?


TEMPLATE

Select and copy the code below, paste into your entry. (The font is tiny for ease of copying!)
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<div style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial Narrow, sans serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-top: -10px; text-align: center; color: #000;"><b>NAME</b> ▐ AGE</div>

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<center><table><tr><td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span> </td><td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span></div></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center"><big><big><big><b>YES</big></big></big></b><br />
<textarea><span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span></textarea></td><td style="text-align: center"><big><big><big><b>NO</big></big></big></b><br />
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah
Footnotes
  1. Some of these can be nameless, plot-device NPCs to facilitate interactions! But even in this case, please avoid gore in describing their current state of being. Anyone dead or catastrophically injured will have disappeared by the time your characters make it to Xistentia. There are no corpses or dying here.

  2. If you decide to join the game, this party may be patched over into the sex-themed Gala detailed in the announcement. The IC log is already up, but friends-locked!
shadowblends: (❧ blank)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-04 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
actually, i don't use this app all that often.
but i'll pass on any eyeball plucking, thanks.
boogerman: (pic#10257241)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Really. What makes me so special?
shadowblends: (❧ edgy)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-04 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't know? [it's only a small lie.]
you tell me.
boogerman: (pic#10286705)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know. So you would say yes to any random weirdo?
shadowblends: (❧ excuse me?)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-05 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
how am i supposed to know they're weird if i don't talk to them first?
boogerman: (pic#10286677)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-05 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
You talk, and then say no once they tell you your eyes look delicious.
shadowblends: (❧ hushed)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
and what if they said that just so i'd say 'no?'
boogerman: (Default)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-06 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
What if?

Why be friends with a lunatic like that?
shadowblends: (❧ misunderstanding)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-06 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
if they're joking, i've got nothing to worry about.
but if they aren't, then i'd cross that bridge when i come to it.
boogerman: (pic#10286602)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-06 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd stay out of the woods from now on, if I were you.
shadowblends: (❧ smug)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2018-02-07 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
but the woods are where i go to do my most important thinking!
boogerman: (pic#6763590)

[personal profile] boogerman 2018-02-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
You were warned.