Test Drive Meme #8 (NSFW)

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Test Drive Meme #8

I believe in the death of tomorrow

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CRASH LANDING

Exit one dimension, enter the next. It was chaos: pressure against your ears, light bending in an impossible, unimaginable way. The very molecules of your body vibrating against one another. If you have windows, the view outside makes no sense. Even if not, your hands, your face, your feet seem like an uncertain thing. It's the feel of reality itself tearing apart, reshaping, reconnecting, thread by thread.

And suddenly, there's a beach— or ocean, whichever you land in. Smoke. Fire. Salt water churning up, fizzing around, almost at odds with the layer of thick snow over everything.


Maybe you crash, in a ship wrecking into sand. Maybe you merely stumble out of a portal, a ragged wormhole in space. Or maybe you fall off the back of an incredible steed, some creature that carried you into this place. Either way, there's pandemonium around you. Incredibly, severe injuries are far and few between— nobody's screaming about the dead. But you might have to help pull someone free of wreckage, or move quickly to salvage burning belongings from the landing craft. Maybe it's the crafts themselves, that you're trying to salvage.

Likely, you don't know them, these other strangers who arrived here^[1]. Maybe you don't trust them— you just came out of a dying world, after all. But you all have one thing in common: you're here now.

When you get a second to breathe, maybe you'll see it. The snowy forest across the sand. Beyond that, the glint of a faraway city.

Dinner with a Succubus (NSFW)

Your first dinner party in Xistentia^[2] is a sumptuous and luxurious dinner that takes place at the private residence of one of the natives.

As you step in, the first thing you notice is the scent of indigenous flowers mingled with the floating traces of savory and sweet from the elaborate buffet set up on the side. Treats from around the Multiverse.



However, sectioned off from these public areas, there are spaces reserved for sexual activity. It's not so surprising, when you remember that the lights outisde, the power behind the city itself, runs off human emotional interaction— and desire is a powerful emotion indeed. These rooms feature every conceivable surface you might want to tangle on, from silk to lacquered desks, to rubber.

Chests hold sundry toys and other equipment. Rooms have beds sized comfortably from anywhere from one to five people, and there are peepholes. Everything is marked with painted symbols in a language that is known to no one person, but somehow universally comprehensible.

NETWORK

Xistentia now has its own 'friending app.' You can use it to make connections with new people! But beware, your daemon may well post without your permission, and things could get pretty embarrassing.

F.A.T.E.S. thought it was a pretty good pun: Synchr. Get it? Like sinker? Hook, line, and?


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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah

Footnotes

1. Some of these can be nameless, plot-device NPCs to facilitate interactions! But even in this case, please avoid gore in describing their current state of being. Anyone dead or catastrophically injured will have disappeared by the time your characters make it to Xistentia. There are no corpses or dying here.
   
   
2. If you decide to join the game, this party may be patched over into the sex-themed Gala detailed in the announcement. The IC log is already up, but friends-locked!

Comments

[sadico]

I am well traveled, and I have encountered them during my journeys. They were fun, mischievous creatures. I remember playing chase with a nine-tails. Kitsune? She was beautiful and kept misleading me, I was lost in a forest for weeks. I will never forget her laugh, or how she kissed me before she set me free once more.

I do not gaze at the stars nearly as often as I should. I am often taken by the moon.

I do not know what a hanami is?

[hasitsthorns]

that sounds like a kitsune!
they were some of my favorites to have fun with when I was younger

what do you like about the moon?

a hanami is a flower viewing! it's where people get together to drink and eat and enjoy the cherry blossoms
like a huge party in japan's biggest parks
they have night ones, if that's an issue for you being a vampire and whatnot

[sadico]

I had a lot of fun.

Many things. The first thing I saw when I was born into this world was the moon. Shining and full, when I clawed through the earth she kissed my face and lit the way. I like many things about the moon.

I do not gather where humans do. I do not drink or eat anything but blood. I enjoyed the cherry blossoms with my family, that was all that I needed.

[hasitsthorns]

I can understand that
even though I don't harbor a lot of love for my kind
the moon guides me, same as them

hey, that's totally cool too!
I think people are pretty interesting myself but you seem like a hardcore vampire
people are food not friends type

[sadico]

Have they wronged you?

They are barely food. I only consume them when there is not another option.

[hasitsthorns]

Yes.

Oh, so-
You feed off other supernatural then?
Can you drink yokai blood?
Some vampires here can't, so.

[ Subtle. ]

[sadico]

That is a pity.

Supernatural is my preference. Yes, I enjoy yokai blood.

Will you offer yourself to me?

[hasitsthorns]

I'm curious enough, sure
Used to be the predator not the prey but why not switch things up, right?
Spice of life and all that jazz

[sadico]

In such an agreement you would not be prey, nor would I be a predator. There is mutual benefit to be found, as I could grant you pleasure as you bring pleasure to me.

[hasitsthorns]

well, alright
I'm always about a good mutually beneficial relationship
especially when it involves pleasure
sign me up

[sadico]

Do you have a place where we could meet? My lair is not ready yet.

[hasitsthorns]

The Citadel is a pretty good place to meet.
Plenty of space, lots of rooms available for privacy and all that jazz.

[sadico]

We will meet there. Tonight?

[hasitsthorns]

Tonight sounds perfect.
I'll meet you there, dude. Probably sometime around 9.

[sadico]

I will be there.