saints: (ninety-seven.)
the one and only tristina aguilera. ([personal profile] saints) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc 2017-11-11 02:32 pm (UTC)

You might as well buy a dildo and attach some kind of mini jetpack to it then, I'm not flying my dick long distance anywhere. What if you lose it? what if it gets LOST or eaten by a... bald eagle or something?

Then you'll never get it back.

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