[ You would think, that having done this before-- having seen world-ending events come and the world still not end-- Lana might be prepared for the apocalypse. But this time, she wasn't ready. She wasn't there to fight off the end of the world, she was in an ambulance, on the way to the emergency room, barely conscious. When it comes, there's a bright flash of light in the sky, and suddenly gravity ceases to exist. Lana hears screaming and the wrenching of metal, which stirs her awake, and suddenly she can feel the wind whipping her hair around as it seems the front half of the ambulance has been torn away.
Then, she's falling.
When the half-ambulance lands on the beach, Lana tumbles out of it, pulling herself out of the wreck onto the sand with her arms-- her legs are probably broken, and DAMN if that isn't just her fucking luck. She coughs, squinting up at the unfamiliar beach. This doesn't look like New York. This doesn't look like anywhere she's been, except-- ]
Where am I? Eudio? What's going on?
[ A bright pink spider, about the size of a golf ball, skitters across the sand towards her. Normally she would shy away from something so fucking gross and creepy, but after what she's just been through and the day she's had, she's all out of fucks to give. ]
What the fuck are you?
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[ Lana is healing. Slowly. There is no formal physical therapy, but she has to get back into walking somehow. So the best way she figures to do that is by just putting one foot in front of the other, clutching onto the wall as she takes step after shaky step.
...And then inevitably falls on her ass. ]
Motherfucking bitch-ass cunt FUCK!!
[ Her daemon, the spider, chirps and announces, TEXT MESSAGE SENT. ]
Lana Baumgartner | Marvel Comics (Ult/616) Eudio CRAU | ota (cw: arachnophobia)
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