Kindly tell the game to eff off then, and by eff off I mean give F a go. [ He chuckled a little to himself, took a large swallow from his milkshake, then continued. ] A bit of one. He wanted me to kill all my friends, I told him to bugger off, he cut my throat. Don't worry, I came out alright.

Did he now? Don't worry, his weakness is for blondes with sparkling blue eyes who are good with their hands. [ That wasn't entirely true given Nico's thing with Percy and Loki, but Vex never worried about the details so why should Magnus? ]

Oh yeah? I can't even remember the village I was born in, it was so bloody small. Not even a blip on the map at the time along the Afon Ogwr. Couldn't tell you what it grew up to be, honestly, I ran off to London first chance I got so that's more important to me. [ Not as important as Eudio, but... ]