[ There are worse places to be than a weird alien forest on a planet that shouldn't exist. Jace keeps telling himself that. Maybe one of these times, he'll believe it.
He'd been here five minutes before activating his Speed, Surefooted and Unseen runes. The wildlife of this place is far more easily dealt with when they don't know he's there. It makes the journey much faster than it ought to be, and has the added value of keeping him far away from his daemon. At current estimate, it's a good few hours behind him. While he has no doubt that it'll catch up, because it always does, he has a few moments free of it.
So of course, Mama Plant Bison and her cub choose that second to show up. Jace skids to a halt. He'd move on, but there are other people here, and that means he can't ignore it. It also means that you happen to be the lucky character standing next to him when he becomes visible again, and appears to step straight out of thin air. Sorry about that. Here he stands, his hair a shock of windswept blond, his clothes entirely black, and his skin covered in a series of tattoo-like runes. ]
Careful. Don't go near the baby. We'll go around, okay? Just stay with me.
[ He says, with all the authority of a man who knows exactly what he's doing. In actual fact, he's never seen one of these things before. That doesn't mean he's not your best hope of dealing with it, though. Trust him: he's a Shadowhunter. ]
B: GLITCH
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Preferred Alias: Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Lightwood-Bane Marital Status: Unhappily Available Preferred Dating Activity: Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Spiced Rum, Whiskey Sour, Cuddling Other Enjoyable Activity: Spilling the blood of my enemies Pet Peeves: Cat people
[ This is just not even funny. It takes Jace a minute to realise why people are staring at him, and then he realizes what's come to life above him. It's irritating enough before he reads it, but then read it he does, and his eyes roll right around to fix on his daemon.
The falcon may or may not be responsible for this. As with almost everything that's gone wrong today, however, Jace will not be slow in blaming it. ]
Cat people? Seriously?
[ It blinks slowly at him. ]
User is reporting inaccuracies in profiling?
[ Jace clenches his jaw. ]
Yes, I'm reporting inaccuracies. Count them with me: One, it's the cats I don't like. Two, this makes me sound like an alcoholic, three, it also makes me sound desperate and four, Lightwood-Bane? That's not a thing.
[ The daemon briefly takes this in. Its lens-eyes do a refocusing thing that reminds Jace of a camera. ]
User must walk 100 yards or request another User to remove the glitch phonetically. Inaccuracies will be updated. Would User like to confirm Preferred Alias?
'User' would like to turn this whole thing off. Just...stop talking to me.
[ He turns away, despite the fact that he'd started that interaction. He starts walking, trying to get the required distance in before anyone gets a good look at his hologram. He hates this place already. ]
C: CHOOSE YOUR OWN
[ Prompt Jace! Or hit me up for plotting at halfbloodly on plurk. ]
Jace Wayland | Shadowhunters | OTA
[ There are worse places to be than a weird alien forest on a planet that shouldn't exist. Jace keeps telling himself that. Maybe one of these times, he'll believe it.
He'd been here five minutes before activating his Speed, Surefooted and Unseen runes. The wildlife of this place is far more easily dealt with when they don't know he's there. It makes the journey much faster than it ought to be, and has the added value of keeping him far away from his daemon. At current estimate, it's a good few hours behind him. While he has no doubt that it'll catch up, because it always does, he has a few moments free of it.
So of course, Mama Plant Bison and her cub choose that second to show up. Jace skids to a halt. He'd move on, but there are other people here, and that means he can't ignore it. It also means that you happen to be the lucky character standing next to him when he becomes visible again, and appears to step straight out of thin air. Sorry about that. Here he stands,
his hair a shock of windswept blond, his clothes entirely black, and his skin covered in a series of tattoo-like runes. ]
Careful. Don't go near the baby. We'll go around, okay? Just stay with me.
[ He says, with all the authority of a man who knows exactly what he's doing. In actual fact, he's never seen one of these things before. That doesn't mean he's not your best hope of dealing with it, though. Trust him: he's a Shadowhunter. ]
B: GLITCH
Preferred Alias: Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Lightwood-Bane
Marital Status: Unhappily Available
Preferred Dating Activity: Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Spiced Rum, Whiskey Sour, Cuddling
Other Enjoyable Activity: Spilling the blood of my enemies
Pet Peeves: Cat people
[ This is just not even funny. It takes Jace a minute to realise why people are staring at him, and then he realizes what's come to life above him. It's irritating enough before he reads it, but then read it he does, and his eyes roll right around to fix on his daemon.
The falcon may or may not be responsible for this. As with almost everything that's gone wrong today, however, Jace will not be slow in blaming it. ]
Cat people? Seriously?
[ It blinks slowly at him. ]
User is reporting inaccuracies in profiling?
[ Jace clenches his jaw. ]
Yes, I'm reporting inaccuracies. Count them with me: One, it's the cats I don't like. Two, this makes me sound like an alcoholic, three, it also makes me sound desperate and four, Lightwood-Bane? That's not a thing.
[ The daemon briefly takes this in. Its lens-eyes do a refocusing thing that reminds Jace of a camera. ]
User must walk 100 yards or request another User to remove the glitch phonetically.
Inaccuracies will be updated. Would User like to confirm Preferred Alias?
'User' would like to turn this whole thing off. Just...stop talking to me.
[ He turns away, despite the fact that he'd started that interaction. He starts walking, trying to get the required distance in before anyone gets a good look at his hologram. He hates this place already. ]
C: CHOOSE YOUR OWN
[ Prompt Jace! Or hit me up for plotting at