Bailey's is just the irish twist on kahlua, and bloody delicious I will say. Oi, why are you shutting up the bug? Do you have a late-birthday surprise for me or is it trying to say something salacious and you don't want my virgin ears to burn? Because I'd sooner talk about that then your garden, I've had more than enough of nature to last several lifetimes.

[ After that he took a deep swallow of his milkshake, briefly fantasizing about Alec's cake again. Mm... that cake. ]

N is next, let's see if he's hung.