Darling, I've been to worlds you can't even begin to dream of. [ He said with a slight grimace on his face. ] Right, so here's the story. After I nearly killed you lot with the three little piggies I got approached by a magic man who told me something along the lines of "I'll take you to paradise and all you have to do recharge the cities batteries by being intimate with people and we'll give you what you want."

Load of bollocks, right? So I laugh and say alright then, make me The Morrigan! And they're like, well that's a stupid idea, and I'm like fine then give me access to my bank accounts since Evony froze me out of them. La di da, they send me to, I shit you not, actual paradise. Big beautiful city filled with people who look like models, sandy beaches, everything you could possibly want and all I have to do is hump for my reward. Needless to say I did a lot of humping. [ He took another drink from his glass and sighed out. ] Oh those were the days...

Anyway, so I get my reward so now I'm in paradise and I'm filthy rich and I say to myself, why go back then? Dark fae, Light fae, bugger 'em all right?! Except it turns out I have to go back just to tie up some business, but then I go back to paradise and I'm staying there for bloody good. I'd been there nearly a full year, then this Destiny shit happened and here I am.

So that's my story, what's yours? [ Very summed up, sloppy and with a lot of hand gestures but that was Vex. ]