History is always like that, innit? I wouldn't have been caught dead in the wild west during those times, but I did have a couple of jobs there. [ He shrugged that off, because he wasn't about to discuss his history of assassinations. In the past those would have been bragging rights. Now? He hated them. ]

[ 🎆 BROTHER 🎆 and victory fireworks burst on the screen. Ah, that was nice.]

Don't worry darling, you're not nearly old enough for senility yet. And that feeling is very mutual.