Ohhhh, I see, [kavinsky nods his head very wisely, which is not that wisely at all, definitely like 80% just being a smartass underneath it all. (and not very far beneath the surface, as one imagines.)] I get it, baby. That's your thing. Denial of contact with a hot fantasy elf priest. I'm not gonna lie, I can get of get it. You have that pedo-bait thing going on--
[mind you, he can tell that ion can't entirely follow what he's saying. he's taking advantage of that, mostly, half out to torture him, and half just fucking around because it's funny. he thinks it's funny.] Catholicism has a lot of problems, but it's kind of cute how you two managed to figure it out, right? Like, it's probably fucking you up in your head, but at least he ain't reaching under your robes and shit like that.
You don't want the PTSD. [he stoops down to pat his dog on the head, and she looks at him with some exasperation. the truth is, she knows he's mostly just fucking with ion right now. ordinarily, he shows her little affection at all, distrusting the fact she's. a fucking. robot.]
tw pedophilia
[mind you, he can tell that ion can't entirely follow what he's saying. he's taking advantage of that, mostly, half out to torture him, and half just fucking around because it's funny. he thinks it's funny.] Catholicism has a lot of problems, but it's kind of cute how you two managed to figure it out, right? Like, it's probably fucking you up in your head, but at least he ain't reaching under your robes and shit like that.
You don't want the PTSD. [he stoops down to pat his dog on the head, and she looks at him with some exasperation. the truth is, she knows he's mostly just fucking with ion right now. ordinarily, he shows her little affection at all, distrusting the fact she's. a fucking. robot.]