hermajestyssword: (bwa!?)
Ion Fortuna, Earl of Memphis ([personal profile] hermajestyssword) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc 2017-10-01 10:48 pm (UTC)

[ooc: wbsjvndjkva i didn't even think to mention this, which is my bad, but it's not pronounced how it's spelled - actual pronunciation is "ee-yon", for future reference. ^.^;;]

[It's the sort of thing he would have gotten a slap on the back of the hand for, growing up - but the months spent undercover as he traveled back to the Empire bred at least a little tolerance of things he finds uncomfortable and uncouth. So long as he doesn't get sprayed himself, he won't let it bother him.

The blather about science words and methamphetamines in response to his name is met with a blank stare - a weird world indeed, one in which Breaking Bad ceased to exist hundreds of years ago. Safe to say, he doesn't get it.]


Not my father. [He bites out, visibly flustered again. 'Daddies' in the kinky sense are also not in his lexicon, but he knows he doesn't like the way Kavinsky said that.] He's a priest.

[Then comes that question, and he chokes despite the fact that he wasn't drinking anything.] No!

Priests of the Vatican are required to take vows of celibacy. [Abeld supplies helpfully, and Ion rounds on it.] You-! Stop helping, damn it!

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