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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentiaooc2017-09-23 06:03 pm
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Test Drive Meme #5

Test Drive Meme #5
You wouldn’t wake; i couldn’t sleep for years.


CRASH LANDING

Exit one dimension, enter the next. It was chaos: pressure against your ears, light bending in an impossible, unimaginable way. The very molecules of your body vibrating against one another. If you have windows, the view outside makes no sense. Even if not, your hands, your face, your feet seem like an uncertain thing. It's the feel of reality itself tearing apart, reshaping, reconnecting, thread by thread.

And suddenly, there's a beach— or ocean, whichever you land in. Smoke. Fire. Salt water churning up, fizzing around.


Maybe you crash, in a ship wrecking into sand. Maybe you merely stumble out of a portal, a ragged wormhole in space. Or maybe you fall off the back of an incredible steed, some creature that carried you into this place. Either way, there's pandemonium around you. Incredibly, severe injuries are far and few between— nobody's screaming about the dead. But you might have to help pull someone free of wreckage, or move quickly to salvage burning belongings from the landing craft. Maybe it's the crafts themselves, that you're trying to salvage.

Likely, you don't know them, these other strangers who arrived here[1]. Maybe you don't trust them— you just came out of a dying world, after all. But you all have one thing in common: you're here now.

When you get a second to breathe, maybe you'll see it. The brilliant green forest across the sand. Beyond that, the glint of a faraway city.
THE RAIN

Here comes the rain. Trickling down the rafters and tinkling down the trees, it starts as a drizzle and steadily increases to a downpour. Maybe it catches you by surprise, chasing you indoors or to share the umbrella of a friendly stranger. There's something oddly elaborate about the gutters of Xistentia's city-- it clearly carries the water toward the temple in the East, a storm system that causes the lamps to pulsate without threatening to shut down.


You'll notice too that you're prone to nostalgia which even infiltrate your dreams, memories sad or happy. This is easily a private experience, but you might find yourself wandering the city to get away from old ghosts or feeling invincible in the glow of memories. More oddly, whether or not you're an artist, you might be inspired to draw on the windows with your finger in the condensation.

Personal symbols, detailed illustrations, these inextricably lead back to the nostalgia. Whatever it is, it might pull someone to ask.
NETWORK

By now, the city of Xistentia has a population of over 400 people. Shops line the streets of downtown, and increasingly well-trodden paths will take you into the agricultural zones nearer to the forest or even down to the beach. There are still distinctive animal presences around— careful with that— but the most common critters you'll see are birds crapping on your stuff outside and tiny winged hairless people creeping your food.

One afternoon, you are taken from whatever you’re doing - taking a walk through the city, sunning yourself on the beach, running around in the forest shoring up defenses - by a message, appearing on your Daemon’s network screen. It’s a simple line of text, that reads:
PHOTO SENT

It would appear that your daemon accidentally sent a picture, perhaps one from your photo roll or instagram, or a random shot of you or your surroundings. Wait. Was that a public network post? Wait—

IMAGE CODE TEMPLATE
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

hells yeah
Footnotes
  1. Some of these can be nameless, plot-device NPCs to facilitate interactions! But even in this case, please avoid gore in describing their current state of being. Anyone dead or catastrophically injured will have disappeared by the time your characters make it to Xistentia. There are no corpses or dying here.

  2. But like OOCly ask permission ofc.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Darlene might have lost it if Elliot didn't recognize her again. First, she had literally just lost Cisco to a flurry of bullets from the Dark Army -- even if there wasn't concrete proof of it, who else would it have been targeting them like that? -- she wouldn't have been able to keep it together if Elliot had treated her like a complete stranger.

The surge of emotions is a little overwhelming, she wants to throw her arms around him and hug him, but.... well, the Alderson's aren't really huggers.

So, instead, Darlene just keeps staring at him, like if she takes her eyes off of him he'll suddenly be gone. ]


Unless we're having some kind of shared delusion, this is pretty damn real.

[ There's a crash in the distance, followed by more screaming that seems to visibly set Darlene on edge. ]

We need to get the hell away from here.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Good point.
But isn't that what makes it tastes so good?

It's a whole hell of a lot easier to eat when you don't think about exactly what it's made of.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

And it's also probably stuff that makes it taste even better like three days later too. I'll take it, I guess.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Takeout Chinese is a force to be reckoned with, aside from roaches it will be the only thing left in the apocalypse.

Good for the roaches, I guess.

[personal profile] ex_su610 2017-09-26 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
that's a shame. have any reccomendations?
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[personal profile] servomotor 2017-09-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Iron Man doesn't believe you, but he is a compulsively skeptical person. Even of himself! Especially of himself. Mostly of himself. He's thinking about himself even now, as he evaluates the beach and determines that his incredible heroism is not required by anyone in imminent peril.] City, [he says.] You're talking about the city beyond the treeline. No pubic hair reference, just the skyscrapers.

Sounds good, sugarplum.

[There's a charming metallic swizzswizz zip! sound of fine motor parts moving, as he spreads his arms to offer Juno a proper carry and straightens, his rocket-booted feet planted solidly on the warm sand of the beach.] Princess or fireman's, up to you. Free tip, the latter does not have the benefit of clearing the airway a` la Heimlich. And it's actually— Iron Man. Or Tony Stark. [It seems fair and polite to introduce oneself before the intimacy of rescue.]
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[personal profile] thechairguy 2017-09-26 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Rain

[ Ned is on his way to get something to eat because it's about lunch time and he's still not mastered the art of cooking in the place he ended up sharing with Peter once he got settled into the city. When he left it was clear and pretty nice out and then the rain starts. At first it's light and well he can deal with that he's almost to his destination after all!

But then... it starts pouring. When it does he looks up to the sky with a dramatic: ]
Are you serious?!

[ As much as he might want to run to the closest cover he speed walks instead to the awning of the nearest building, though he's not sure what it is but it does at least provide some cover from the rain. Maybe some good samaritan will come by with an umbrella to escort him the rest of the way? ]

Network

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[personal profile] ptrprkr 2017-09-26 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
where did you even get that picture?!!
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[personal profile] thechairguy 2017-09-26 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
When you were eating donuts without me.
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[personal profile] ptrprkr 2017-09-26 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
You had enough time to take a picture but you couldn't come over and ask me to share?
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[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-09-26 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I would've thought like 5. How old is it??
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[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-09-26 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to make some??
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[personal profile] thechairguy 2017-09-26 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
I was waiting for you to offer one!
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Scary thought, but tastier than an MRE so anyone who does get to live with the roach overlords at the end of time get to do it off the spare rib tips and house special lo mein.

Good luck to em.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Stay away from the seafood section all together.
Hunan beef, fried rice and two egg rolls is my usual order.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've never had the pleasure of eating an MRE, but I'll take your word that it tastes like shit.

The house special lo mein might end them.
Stick to the spare rib tips.
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Please.

[ Where's the eyeroll emoji? ]

If it doesn't involve a microwave, or ordering it from my phone, I don't do it.
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[personal profile] viewsource 2017-09-26 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ The voice doesn't draw his attention at first, he's a bit lost in his own mind and the confusion in trying to decipher what's real and what's not. What does jolt him is the very real feeling of someone touching him.

Instead of saying a word he jerks his hand away but her words actually penetrate now at least and that's a slight improvement. ]


What's going on? [ He asks but he's moving because if nothing else he's not stupid enough to keep standing there if this is real. Then again, she could be in his head and this could all be in his head and he wouldn't be the wiser and now that he's aware of that it's difficult to know. Regardless, the basic human instinct of self-preservation is in the forefront. ]
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Neither have I but I know a gal with a great right hook who told me they're magical when you're hungry enough. Which kinda says it all.

Listen you eat what you got. What happens once you go through all the spare rib tips? Are you really gonna leave that for the roaches and let them win?
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Juno Steel.

[ he eyeballs his outstretched arms, his own folded a little as he tries to make a choice quick. ]

And I'll have the one with the least turbulence, minor collateral damage via barf, and a view that doesn't include staring death in the face. So princess it is, uh--Tony. We'll go with Tony.

[ boy. that's a name. iron man. it's not one he knows, we're not fourth walling here, but that's a silly ass name. then again, juno's kind of been turned off superheroes for a long time so maybe that's it, it just reminds him of those stupid comics from when he was a kid. that and no one's name is ever going to beat "andromeda the chainmail warrior" so you didn't stand a chance to begin with. but anyways. not everyone can be cool like andromeda.

name aside, he's being offered a ride, which is nice considering every bone in his body still feels a little tender from... whatever the hell that was and while he might refuse under normal circumstances, these aren't normal. so he'll just take it. and try not to vomit.

heights are the fucking worst. ]
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[personal profile] viewsource 2017-09-26 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is another one of those rare moments that Darlene certainly could have gotten away with a hug despite it's proximity to the last time that they had hugged -- then again unlike with everyone else he's more apt to let her get away with things. ]

That wouldn't be the craziest explanation.

[ Maybe this is the proof of the reality of the situation. ]

But where... [ Where do they go from here, really? This doesn't seem like anywhere that's even remotely familiar and how are they supposed to know where to go to be safe here? ]
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[personal profile] rootaccess 2017-09-26 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
They're magical when you're hungry enough? That doesn't inspire any confidence.

Are they really winning if they have to eat the house special lo mein? I don't think anything survives that.

[personal profile] ex_su610 2017-09-26 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
duly noted. you know, at first i thought this was some kind of promo, but then i feel like you would have let me catch some food poisoning.

[personal profile] ex_su610 2017-09-26 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sombra rolls her eyes high, but she doesn't reach for him again, just jerks her head and takes off. She's light-footed, spry, and has a good sense of her environment, leading them further up the beach to the top of the dunes, away from the sounds of strife. ]

What, nobody gave you the hola-spiel? It's the end of the world, homie. Or it was.

[ She gestures to the city in the distance, unmarred by the smoke and chaos of the beach, then looks back at him — and immediately touches him again, this time to brush away where a smoldering ash has left a little hole in the shoulder of his black hoodie, like a cigarette burn. ]

You'd think they'd learn how to stick the landing.
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[personal profile] monologue 2017-09-26 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably shouldn't.

I guess now we know what to do when it comes down to it. Order all the house lo mein we possibly can and weaponize it. No one's gonna see it coming.

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