"Anyone who's ever drizzled chocolate on a dick before?" He retorted with a sly smile.

The shopkeep, and baker by the looks of things (if you could call mixing waffle mix and using timed griddles baking), handed him what he'd ordered. Chocolate and sprinkles on top and a very inappropriately placed cherry.

Bastion immediately sucked the cherry off the top of it without hesitating, once again smirking in Wyatt's direction.

"You're just licking the chocolate off?" He supposed that made perfect sense, even if it would leave them with a gross soggy waffle-dick.