Janus wasn't incredibly far off, but Bastion hadn't quite gotten to the point of needing anything but a strictly carnivorous diet. No human flesh required. Yet. Though it did make him stronger.

"What a cop out. Full vagina or bust. Just taking something that already exists and attempting to pass it off as a body part is so lazy," He retorted with surprising conviction. Who knew his true passion was body part shaped food? He certainly hadn't.

Of course, he gets a 'nice to meet you with his mouth full of waffle-dick. He finishes the bite unhurriedly, swallows and then reaches out a hand.

"Bastion," He offered warmly.