I wish that was more true so the weather would be less bad, [janus answers, bluntly. and!! they're all too quick to take shepard's hand. despite the discomfort they're in at the moment, they don't suffer from especially sweaty palms or anything! the stickiness is definitely average. they also have a good handshake, probably. good grip-strength.] I think that is how this is supposed to work.

[a beat. in the background, the hum of the refrigerators grows slightly louder. f.a.t.e.s. appreciates the contribution. janus regards her face with some interest.]

You have admirable calluses.

[so many ladies. how can they possibly stay away! such charm.]